TEDDIE: HOW OUR GARDEN GROWS

ITS BEEN A PRETTY BIG WEEK IN BOHEMIA,

OUR HEAD HIPPIE (OUR MOTHER DARLING) ROLLED INTO TOWN,

WE TURNED A RIPE OLD 28 YEARS OF AGE,

AND IN REBELLION CUT OFF ALL OUR HAIR,

 PATTI SMITH STYLE.

WE'VE ALSO BEEN BUSY PRODUCING 

ALIX OF BOHEMIA TEDDIE SHORTS LIKE THEY ARE GOING OUT OF STYLE, 

(ONE MILLION PAIRS, TO BE EXACT)

 POWERING THROUGH AN ORDER HEADED TO MANHATTAN FOR A NEW SHOPPE,

FLAT 128.

(FEATURING ALL THINGS MADE IN ENGLAND)

SOME HIGHLIGHTS OF THE TEDDIE GOODIES BEFORE THEY JUMP ON A PLANE:

PAISLEY PRINCESS TEDDIE

RASPBERRY SURF TEDDIE

PEACH PIE TEDDIE

ROBOT TEDDIE

YELLOW FEVER TEDDIE

ULTIMATE PREPPY TEDDIE

TABLECLOTH TEDDIE 

BLACK-HEART HIPPIE TEDDIE

LIBERTY TEDDIE

HANDKERCHIEF TEDDIE

ACID GARDEN TEDDIE

PINK MILKY WAY TEDDIE

AND A DRAWING TO HANG ON THEIR WALL:

THE TEDDIES ARE BORN IN OUR BOHEMIAN BRAIN,

MADE IN ENGLAND, AND HEADED TO CHRISTOPHER STREET IN NEW YORK.

IF YOU FANCY GETTING YOUR BOTTOM INTO A PAIR (OR SEVEN)

SAY HI HERE.

(WE'RE STILL ADJUSTING TO OUR NEW HAIR,

ALL IN BLACK MOURNING OUR HIPPIE LOCKS A BIT.

BUT WE'LL FIND THE RIGHTEOUS PATH OF PAISLEY AGAIN SOON)