Friday, October 12, 2012

SEEING RED


MONSIEUR BILL BLASS TAUGHT US, IF EVER IN DOUBT, WEAR RED.

WE LIKE A LICK OF RED. BUT ITS NOT USUALLY OUR JAM. ONE CANNOT LIVE ON SCRAPS OF SWISS DOT ALONE HOWEVER, SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA TAKE THE BONE THEY THROW YOU AND DO SOME WORK FOR THE MAN.
SO MONACO CALLED.
AND THEY SAID, HEY ALIX OF BOHEMIA, WE'RE HAVING THIS BIG SUPER YACHT SHOW. WE NEED SOME RED DRESSES, LIKE, YESTERDAY, CAN YOU DELIVER US SOMETHING FOR A TROUP OF FRENCH MODELS?

AND WE SAID,
SURE MONACO, RED LIKE BAYWATCH BEACH BABES ON A BOAT?
AND THEY SAID, YES.



WE LOVE THEY TOOK A PAGE FROM OUR BOOK AND WENT SANS SANDALS-
BAREFOOT ON THE BIG BOATS IN ALIX OF BOHEMIA CUSTOM CHIFFON.